The Quendi

 If there was a Lord of the Rings Yearbook, what characters would win which superlatives? 

  “Valinor” — An Unfinished Tales and Silmarillion parody of Madonna’s “La Isla Bonita” from Galadriel’s perspective Nai hiruvalyë Valimar Last night I dreamt of Valinor Though many years I’m gone, I know the song A young girl with eyes like the starlight It all seems like yesterday, not far away Timeless lands across the sea All of nature pure and clean This is where I long to be Eldamar, Mélamar And while the harpists sang  The Trees would blend in light Ring through my ears and grace my eyes Your Quenya lullaby I fell in love in Alqualondë Cool foam blowing from the sea, he called to me Quentës nin: “Melin tyë” Through everything that came to pass, his love did last Timeless lands across the sea All of nature pure and clean This is where I long to be Eldamar, Mélamar And while the harpists sang  The Trees would blend in light Ring through my ears and grace my eyes Your Quenya lullaby I want to be where mountains meet the sky When it's time for the High Feast, you can w...